Game Master – Unisex T-Shirt (Bella + Canvas 3001)

Not just a T-shirt. A player token. A soft weapon. A glitch in plain sight.

For anyone who knows: politics isn’t broken.
It’s a rigged game—running exactly as designed. Powered by outrage loops. Side quests. Fictional scoreboards.

This shirt won’t fix the game.
It won’t make you smarter.
It might make people nervous.

✔️ Soft.
✔️ Runs on sarcasm.
✔️ Crashes bad narratives on contact.

🚚 Sustainably made. Printed on demand. No overproduction. No waste. No spam. No apologies. Only signal to noise.

→ Add to cart. Deploy the glitch. Look excellent doing it.

Product Details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Alpha Leporis Publishing ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at monique@alphaleporis.nl or write to us

Dorpsstraat 98, 1431 CG, Aalsmeer, the Netherlands.

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