Gamemaster Glitch Eco Tote Bag

Disrupt the game. Reveal the mission. Meanwhile, look casually unbothered doing it.

The Game Master tote isn’t just a bag. It’s a portable glitch in the system. A soft rebellion in 100% organic cotton. Whether you’re running errands, carrying books, or dragging democracy back from the brink, this bag’s got you.

✔️ Wears groceries.
✔️ Keeps secrets.
✔️ Holds up the mirror.

Remember: A little irony a day keeps the autocrats away

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!